CUBICLE LIFE SUXS!

Ok we all have had to deal with the cubicle life at work but this gets on my last nerve! I work with a guy who is tone-deaf. The guy likes to hum tunes mumbled in his head all day! The tone is very dull and mind numbing. I bet his wife wants to slap the crap out of him all the time! Today I had to put in ear buds to cut out the noise. This helps but even then I still hear the noise. I have worked with people who talk out loud but the humming thing is new to me. OMG! Worse yet is the constant snorting! This dude needs an ENT doctor so bad or at the least some sinus meds to stop the drainage. The grunting and huhhhhh (yuck) to clear his throat is so nasty. My cube is right at his so I face him. I have tried to say something to him on the snorting but he is clueless. Also so glad I can listen to music with ear buds! In my past life I must have ticked someone off real bad! Well just damn!